I’ve been told that people like to get to know the artist before investing in their work so I thought I’d do this through some homemade memes to show a bit more about myself.

This first one was my attempt at a venn diagram. It’s almost a venn diagram. I just couldn’t think of a better way to show my hatred for slugs. I love animals, can even cope with snails but slugs are just one step too far. In my old house in London we had an infestation of slugs under the floor and they would creep in during the night and slug about mocking me leaving a trail of slime in their wake. I’m still having nightmares about eating slugs now and haven’t lived there for 3 years. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kill a slug, they can go and live their live in the wilderness but I just don’t want to see them anywhere near me. The very thought makes me want to vomit. There will be no artwork from me featuring slugs so I won’t direct you to anything in my portfolio this time!